When Did I Become Such A Girl

I used to laugh at girls that would dwell on a man-problem instead of just dumping his sorry ass and moving on. When did I become one of those girls? Is it because I'm old? WTF? I really don't like it. I'm going to try to become a hard-ass bitch again and look at things more realistically. Maybe then I'll be able to hold down some food and get rid of this raging headache. It sucks being a girl.